Bertha the 90 Year Old Ninja Hulk

In english class we had to make a vocabulary story. It could be about any thing you wanted it to be about, as long as you used 20 vocab words correctly. Mine has 30 words and I got an A+. It is called "Bertha the 90 Year Old Ninja Hulk"

Five or so years from now an evil tyrant called Fabio will take over the world with his scheme “ You Can’t Believe It’s Not Evil.” The indolent government, too lazy to read the fine print, approved this plan. This butter like substance will compel you to do the bidding of Fabio.  Only two people are immune… Bertha the ninety year old ninja, and a normal person named Bob.

   Fabio slapped Bob across the face; he could not fight back for he was strapped in a chair. Fabio walked back and forth in his underground cavern then said to Bob “ Why can I not envelope your brain.” “You’re stupid, boring and unkempt.”  Bob sheepishly looked away having been greatly insulted. Then Fabio grabbed his messy hair and made him look into his eyes, “If I cannot control you, I will have to kill you” and then he raised his club to beat him to death.

“CRASH” the window was smashed and in flew Bertha the ninety year old ninja. She landed with a barrel roll stood up and pointed her cane at Fabio saying, “I have come to put an end to your wrath.”  Fabio faltered and the turned away from Bob and said, “Come at me you crone, I am not a coward!” Bertha flexed her biceps and then transformed into a raging green hulk like monster. The prominent change gave Fabio the impulse to run away. The Monster screamed, “ I HAVE NO PEER IN COMBAT… BERTHA SMASH!”

            Fabio ran into a corner, and then laughed ominously “You probably wonder why I am full of mirth.” He said, “Well it’s because I am DEMON SPAWN!” and then Fabio transformed into a scaled winged beast that breathes minty fresh tooth paste. He pushed the senior citizen ninja hulk onto its haunches and blew tooth paste on top of it. Bertha-hulk-ninja said impudently “ You think you can beat me with mere dental hygiene, well you can’t” and then made an inarticulate roar.  “I will revel in destroying you Bertha,” screamed Fabio. Then they both charged for each other.

            Bob was incredulous to the affair, after a few moments of pondering he decided to think that the whole thing was a dream, because all of this was highly unlikely. While he was thinking, Bertha the ninja hulk threw Fabio in his general direction. He watched as Fabio flew through the wall of his cavern and into another room with a bitumen pit in the center of it.  Bertha stepped through the monster shaped hole in the wall and stood poised over Fabio’s twitching demon body. Bertha-ninja-hulk lifted him by his expensive dress shirt and said, “You can not evade defeat, Victory for Bertha the ninety year old ninja hulk and that idiot in the chair! I hex you! Your curse is that you will go bald very soon!”  Then she threw him into the pit of coal and was exultant as she watched him subside into the burning stones. Bertha transformed back into her normal form and gave Bob an amiable hug, “Thanks for playing bait sonny, come around any time for bingo and gluten free soft crackers. I had fun today; it was a nice little skirmish.” And then with a giant leap Bertha broke through the ceiling and off into the sunset. Only one problem, Bob was still stuck in the chair. He thought pensively for a few moments and then sighed full of melancholy.